Random Thoughts of a Whitley Bay exile

Monday, January 02, 2006


OK. Got back from the motherland (Whitley Bay) on New Year's Eve. Several observations to make.

1 - Whitley Bay has turned fucking horrible - all the local character (stuff I remember when growing up there) has disappeared and the place is just one big stag/hen night pub crawl.
Resolution 1 - Going to spend 2006 persuading my parents to move somewhere nicer.

2 - Christmas day with the family - total nightmare this year with.....drum roll please - Mum's eldest sister ringing the house during our christmas dinner and then having a 30 minute conversation with her daughter (who was having food with us) - GET OFF THE BLOODY PHONE - SOME OF US WANT TO EAT OUR LUNCH IN PEACE.

3 - Grandma said to me "you're very fat, when are you going on a diet"! - thanks grandma, i feel better now for having driven up to Newcastle at 5 am on christmas eve.

4 - Back to Cambridge - went out to Ballare nightclub (don't ask) - several things to say - £15 to get in, no dress code, and the worst fucking dj ever experienced by me in my entire life - shut up you wanker, dj's only really have to speak in between records, not during them. Also, please try to play the whole song or at least most of it; thanks.

5 - interestingly Cambridge Emergency Services did something really unexpected last night - they set up an emergency aid tent near to the clubs to help pissed-up revellers recover. Top idea.Apart from that, to quote the tosser DJ. - Hey everybody it's 2006 - have a wonderful year.

Going back to bed now - not sure why as I am by myself and cannot sleep. - suggestions anyone?


  • Has to be the excitement of a new year n all.

    By Anonymous drD, at 8:42 PM, January 03, 2006  

  • your family loves you too. cunt

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:17 AM, April 10, 2006  

  • I have never never spoke to my mother on the phone for 3o minutes, why would I do that?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:32 PM, April 10, 2006  

  • whitley bay is shit, but that's what makes it so good.

    By Blogger Jesus Juice, at 7:43 PM, June 05, 2006  

  • Whitley is still a really good place to live in many ways - great houses, good schools, gorgeous beaches (though no thanks to the Culprits of Filth and their rancid animals). Pursuading nice people to leave is the last thing the poor town needs right now!

    The council need sacking mind. And the Crappers need to be fined on a regular basis.

    By Blogger Whitley Witch, at 5:51 PM, January 27, 2009  

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